Several men were in the locker room at a golf club when a cellular phone sitting on a bench started ringing.
One of the men casually activated the hands-free speaker function and began talking.
Everyone else in the room immediately stopped what they were doing to listen.
Man: “Hello?”
Woman: “Hi, honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “I’m at the shops now and found this gorgeous leather coat. It’s $2,000—would it be okay if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure, go ahead if you really like it.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. There’s one I absolutely love.”
Man: “How much?”
Woman: “$90,000.”
Man: “Alright, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was talking to Janie, and I found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000.”
Man: “Well, make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably accept it. If not, we can go up to $980,000 if it’s the one you really want.”
Woman: “Okay! I’ll see you later. I love you so much!”
Man: “Bye, love you too.”
The man hung up.
The other men in the locker room were staring at him in utter disbelief, their mouths wide open.
He turned to them, grinning, and asked:
“Anyone know whose phone this is?”
